somewhere available beyond the Mars Curiosity rover in a parallel world where area as well as time are all mixed up as well as funkdafied, a 90-something-year-old Karen is sitting on her living space couch with Tabs 4.0 because, obviously, by that time kitty cloning will be, like, a thing, as well as alternating future Karen will have the foresight to protect Tabs 1.0’s DNA.
Future Karen is enjoying an old motion picture on TV (the original Sex as well as the City — the great one) for the umpteenth time as well as smiling nostalgically as Carrie skips down the walkway in her Jimmy Choos.
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Future Karen scratches Tabs 4.0 on the head, then starts massaging her titanium robot feet as well as knees. “Boy,” she says, “it’s a great thing I started using flats on the routine in my thirties!”
Tabs 4.0 meows in total agreement…
“Thank goodness for the BCBG Zuma flats.”
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Yeah, I don’t understand nothin’ about no flats, son.
Okay…I understand you’re most likely not a son, however it just seemed ideal to throw that in there at the end.
Like I was saying, I don’t understand jack about flats, however I do understand that nearly every lady I satisfy over 60 goes “Tsk tsk tsk,” when she sees me in high heels, so I figure I must begin using flats every 너무 자주.
It likewise provides me one more reason to get shoes.
I feel like Frodo Baggins when I wear these, however I like ’em even though they’re short.
So shiny… So sparkly… as well as the ankle strap keeps my heel from popping out when I walk.
Ugh, I dislike it when that occurs — when your shoes go flapping in the wind. It’s one of the reasons I’ve avoided flats for so long.
Thankfully, it doesn’t occur with these.
They have some quite great arch support, too, however I may add an insert to assist my dogs with additional long days…like for when Ryan Gosling’s people contact us to state that, yes, he’d like to hire me to ghost compose his personal blog, as well as I’ll be expected to chase after him for 14-16 hours each day (preferably, he is shirtless in this scenario).
How comfy are they? Well, I sprinted a hella long city block as well as down two flights of stairs at Macy’s in SF last Friday to ensure that I might eat my cup of melting Pinkberry fro-yo in the sunshine outside.
That’s comfy, ideal there.
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The BGBG Zuma flats ($50)
I have them in a black patent leather with gold as well as silver accents, however they likewise are available in a black as well as white version. You can discover ’em now at DSW stores as well as dsw.com ($49.95).
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